FurbyLab

"Did you hear about FermiLab building that new particle accelerator in Switzerland?"
"Furby Lab?"
"It's gonna be, like, 300,000 times bigger than the other one, and underground, too. They're, like, getting 500 of the world's top scientists and having them observe it 24/7, and there are some people who think it's gonna fuck with the space-time continuum because, wull, it's gonna be the fastest thing that's ever happened on this planet, it's a huge step for physics, it's so crazy. They're gonna have to wear flame-retardant suits all the time and stuff."
"Whoa... Furbies going that fast could rip a hole through the space-time continuum."
"Yeah, Furbies in flame-retardant suits, too."
"Switzerland's gonna turn into a black hole."
"The scientists say that there's a one in 50 million percent chance that something's going to go horribly wrong."
"That's not a low enough percentage for me. That's like, winning the lottery. And every so often, someone wins the lottery. I don't know."
"Are you sure these are scientists and not Christian Scientists?"
"Yep. Switzerland's gonna be a black hole."